Voyageurs

Why the bad riddles? Tune in next week ….

• What does Badman love to paddle in a canoe? Because he’s an orphan.

• Did you hear about the paddle sale? It was quite the ordeal.

• Before surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out using gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

• A woman stumbles over a canoe paddle on the pier and breaks her arm. The paddle says to her: “Don’t worry, I’m a docked oar.”